crimple

verb--To dent or smash a car.
noun--any dent or visible impact made on a car.

1) A tree fell in the storm last night and crimpled my car!

2) Man, I just bought the car and it already has a crimple in the door!

by Brosti July 14, 2005

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crimpled

An adjective used to describe a car that has been damaged, whether it be simply dented or smashed beyond repair.

An old woman backed into my car yesterday and now my shit is crimpled!

by Brosti July 14, 2005

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To have your nipple bitten off by a cat

I was fucking this girl last night and then I realised she'd been crimpled. That cat's so naughty

by Wallace Boy January 13, 2004

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When someone is sat weird, their toes look weird and squashed

Ewwwwww, look at Steve’s rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 07, 2021

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Ewwwww, the person has rumple crimple toes

by Breasticle69 April 07, 2021

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fuck the shit outta someone in slightly ''''friendly'''' way

crimpled

by imakeweirddefinitions September 04, 2023

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The act of spiining a non-retracted mechanical pencil, and accidently stabbing yourself with it, upon a bad catch.

"Dude! I totally flubbed up, and I crimped myself, ow..."
"Dude! Stop crimpling yourself..."

by Sol Surfer December 16, 2007

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