Crispeedo 

A Speedo aged to a crisp from ejaculation

My crispeedo got so stiff, it started standing up for itself.

Crispeedo by B.K Smith July 23, 2021

Crisped 

I Call of Duty term used to describe the ownage of a player.

Bob - "Man I just Crisped you so bad! Go freeze in a forest somewhere you noob!"

Ted - "Stfu! Haxorz!"

Crisped by UjustGOTcrisped! March 24, 2009

Tender Crisped 

To be high. Typically REALLY high. But just high in general.

Dooooooood im sooo tender crisped

Tender Crisped by Tol Fin February 25, 2008

crisped 

The dry, baked look that human skin retains when it has been artificially tanned too many times.

When you get a chicken leg, and part of the skin is dry and brittle and there is no meat, just skin and bone...THAT is crisped

crisped by brian loggins August 5, 2004

Crispee 

Brain fried. Obsessive and immature. Low IQ

He's Crispee

Crispee by Not Crispee November 21, 2010

Crispied

An alternative to Fucked

I'm crispied
Are you crispied?

Crispied by rice crispies December 17, 2006

Crisped 

Figuratively, what you feel when your life hopes are suddenly in shambles.
Literally, when you opted for a CRISPR upgrade by someone missed a letter or two and you spend your life in a slum instead of a penthouse

I feel soo crisped these days. Back to my folks’ basement again.

Crisped by KMS19 March 8, 2020