Crisped 

I Call of Duty term used to describe the ownage of a player.

Bob - "Man I just Crisped you so bad! Go freeze in a forest somewhere you noob!"

Ted - "Stfu! Haxorz!"

Crisped by UjustGOTcrisped! March 24, 2009

crisped 

The dry, baked look that human skin retains when it has been artificially tanned too many times.

When you get a chicken leg, and part of the skin is dry and brittle and there is no meat, just skin and bone...THAT is crisped

crisped by brian loggins August 5, 2004

Crisped 

Figuratively, what you feel when your life hopes are suddenly in shambles.
Literally, when you opted for a CRISPR upgrade by someone missed a letter or two and you spend your life in a slum instead of a penthouse

I feel soo crisped these days. Back to my folks’ basement again.

Crisped by KMS19 March 8, 2020

Tender Crisped 

To be high. Typically REALLY high. But just high in general.

Dooooooood im sooo tender crisped

Tender Crisped by Tol Fin February 25, 2008

Connor Crispens

retard who cant even hold a fart in

"He was ripping ass all class! He's such a Connor Crispens!"

Connor Crispens by blind_squirrel March 28, 2022

Crisper Gang 

A Tight gang who feasts off of rice crispy’s and they logo is a snake

Wow dude I got excepted to the Crisper Gang

Crisper Gang by Crisper Gang January 13, 2018

nigger crisper 

Flamethrowers equipped to sides of South African cars to prevent theft.

Okonkwo tried to steal a car and ran into a nigger crisper. That nigger got crisped.

nigger crisper by NiggaPleez September 7, 2006