Crisped

I Call of Duty term used to describe the ownage of a player.

Bob - "Man I just Crisped you so bad! Go freeze in a forest somewhere you noob!"

Ted - "Stfu! Haxorz!"

by UjustGOTcrisped! March 24, 2009

crisped

The dry, baked look that human skin retains when it has been artificially tanned too many times.

When you get a chicken leg, and part of the skin is dry and brittle and there is no meat, just skin and bone...THAT is crisped

by brian loggins August 5, 2004

Crisped

Figuratively, what you feel when your life hopes are suddenly in shambles.
Literally, when you opted for a CRISPR upgrade by someone missed a letter or two and you spend your life in a slum instead of a penthouse

I feel soo crisped these days. Back to my folks’ basement again.

by KMS19 March 8, 2020

Tender Crisped

To be high. Typically REALLY high. But just high in general.

Dooooooood im sooo tender crisped

by Tol Fin February 25, 2008

Connor Crispens

retard who cant even hold a fart in

"He was ripping ass all class! He's such a Connor Crispens!"

by blind_squirrel March 28, 2022

Crisper Gang

A Tight gang who feasts off of rice crispy’s and they logo is a snake

Wow dude I got excepted to the Crisper Gang

by Crisper Gang January 13, 2018

nigger crisper

Flamethrowers equipped to sides of South African cars to prevent theft.

Okonkwo tried to steal a car and ran into a nigger crisper. That nigger got crisped.

by NiggaPleez September 7, 2006