Crispied

An alternative to Fucked

I'm crispied
Are you crispied?

Crispied by rice crispies December 17, 2006

Droppin Crispies 

1. A richly historied meta-phrase with deep roots in the annals of literature. It is said to transcend meaning. Misusing it is considered a grievous faux-pas among literary adepts.
2. Derived from the rapper-maxim "drop it like it's hot." When one "drops a crispy," they have waited too long to drop the hot object, and now they are all burned up.

Person 1: "Greetings, fellow. How fares the wind in your sails?"
Person 2: "I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon, And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on."
Person 1: "That sounds superlative. Did I mention how much I like your loafers?"
Person 2: "Sorry, could you repeat that? All I heard were roaring flames as you started Droppin Crispies. We can't be friends anymore, man."

Droppin Crispies by ElevenSecretFlavors September 25, 2010

Rice crispies 

Cold hard cash that is meant to be spent on hash.

I g'd some rice crispies from da rich cracker so I could get me more weed.

Rice crispies by CHRI s August 27, 2005

Burnt Rice Crispie 

(n.)

1. A fairly juicy, oval shaped mole resembling a "burnt rice crispie."

2. Rare rice crispie (though they're in almost every box!), blackened by its burn.

1. Patrick Mason had a trance enducing burnt rice crispie resting on his neck.

2. Huey picked out the burnt rice crispies from his cereal and tried to stick them under the table like most things...

Burnt Rice Crispie by Casbar Gomez the 3rd October 4, 2005

Schenectady Crispies 

A cereal made up by strong bad in his email called labor day. If you click on the diamond on his head, he says:

Schenectady Crispies are so frickin' good, they taste TWICE! Once in your mouth, and once in your esophagus! I hope I dont get caught!

Schenectady Crispies by Daniel December 6, 2003

Christ Crispies

Communion is the rite that Christians perform in fulfilment of Jesus' instruction, recorded in the New Testament to do in memory of him what he did at his Last Supper. Jesus gave his disciples bread, saying "This is my body," and wine, saying "This is my blood." Christians generally recognize a special presence of Christ in this rite, though they differ about exactly how, where, and when Christ is present. The word "Eucharist" is also applied to the bread and wine consecrated in the course of the rite. The "Bread" is usually a thin small wafer that is unremarkable in taste and appearance. So to remedy this I came up with a tasty solution that will bring Jesus to the breakfast table.

Christ Crispies-
A bowl of communion wafers and milk. A balanced diet of nutrition and dogma! Provides 100% RDA of Vitamin JC. Kid tested Pope approved.

So I was stuck in church the other day and all they had to eat was Christ Crispies....

Christ Crispies by GenChaos October 17, 2006

Rice Crispie Treats 

A clone of rice with sticky residue all over it.

(WARNING: CAN BE MORE ADDICTIVE THAN HEROINE)

"Hey what are you hooked on?"
"Rice Crispie Treats"

Rice Crispie Treats by AVietnamese August 6, 2009