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Crinklet 

A name given to someone who is under the care of another person. Learns from the other person. Higher in rank than grasshopper and toglet. Almost like a sibling to the teacher. Usually given to girls by girls.
Nice one, Crinklet. Try it this way.
Crinklet by Crinklet June 19, 2008
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crinkle dick 

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".
"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."
crinkle dick by userbits March 7, 2010

shit crinkle 

A worthless fold or air-pocket in excrement.
davidlopan123 is a shit crinkle
shit crinkle by aardvarks September 27, 2007

crinkle ass 

older person whose butt skin as become crinkled
Suzie: "I can't go out with you, Howard. You're too old for me. You old crinkle ass."
crinkle ass by Squeazl August 4, 2009

Crinkle Star

Another word for Asshole!
My crinkle star is dirtier than uasual!

Crinklecut 

Used to describe a woman's. Extremly jagged labia. Resembling a "crinkle cut" French fry. Typically considered unattractive and undesirable.
Dude 1: Did you finally get to tag Amy last night?

Dude2: Yeah but I don't think I would go there again. Bitch has a nasty, stank ass crinklecut!

cricklet 

in Kirksville MO's society, a young/baby cricker.

Word originated from Ponderosa employees who hate tuesday nights because its kid night and all the crickers would bring in their cricklets and let them run wild all over the store.

Cricklets can result from two crickers hooking up or one cricker and one normal person or even two normal people.

Scientists arent sure but they believe that cricklets result in a malfunction in the human sperm, also known as bad baby batter.
Man it's cricklet night at Pondo again!
Look at that little cricklet.
That cricklet just bit me!
cricklet by dbanner January 23, 2009
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
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