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crinkle dick
A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".
"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."
crinkle dick by userbits March 7, 2010
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Crinklet • Crinkletoes • CrinkleTwink • crinkle tart • Crinkle tinkle • crinkle town • crinkle • crinkled • chinklet • Crinkle Crinkle
shit crinkle
shit crinkle by aardvarks September 27, 2007
crinkle ass
crinkle ass by Squeazl August 4, 2009
Crinkle Star
Another word for Asshole!
Crinkle Star by Ben Morris and Jimmy Dornbush January 13, 2009
Crinklecut
Used to describe a woman's. Extremly jagged labia. Resembling a "crinkle cut" French fry. Typically considered unattractive and undesirable.
Dude 1: Did you finally get to tag Amy last night?
Dude2: Yeah but I don't think I would go there again. Bitch has a nasty, stank ass crinklecut!
Dude2: Yeah but I don't think I would go there again. Bitch has a nasty, stank ass crinklecut!
Crinklecut by Big Daddy Spankbottoms March 22, 2019
cricklet
in Kirksville MO's society, a young/baby cricker.
Word originated from Ponderosa employees who hate tuesday nights because its kid night and all the crickers would bring in their cricklets and let them run wild all over the store.
Cricklets can result from two crickers hooking up or one cricker and one normal person or even two normal people.
Scientists arent sure but they believe that cricklets result in a malfunction in the human sperm, also known as bad baby batter.
Word originated from Ponderosa employees who hate tuesday nights because its kid night and all the crickers would bring in their cricklets and let them run wild all over the store.
Cricklets can result from two crickers hooking up or one cricker and one normal person or even two normal people.
Scientists arent sure but they believe that cricklets result in a malfunction in the human sperm, also known as bad baby batter.
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