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cricklet 

in Kirksville MO's society, a young/baby cricker.

Word originated from Ponderosa employees who hate tuesday nights because its kid night and all the crickers would bring in their cricklets and let them run wild all over the store.

Cricklets can result from two crickers hooking up or one cricker and one normal person or even two normal people.

Scientists arent sure but they believe that cricklets result in a malfunction in the human sperm, also known as bad baby batter.
Man it's cricklet night at Pondo again!
Look at that little cricklet.
That cricklet just bit me!
cricklet by dbanner January 23, 2009
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cricklet 

children of shit crickers
How many cricklets did those shit crickers have? Look at those cricklets playing outside that trailer.
cricklet by gryffin March 27, 2013
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Cricklewood

Area of NW London with a lot of character, that's on the up.
Cricklewood is getting cooler by the day.
Cricklewood by .l May 9, 2014

Rickety Cricket 

A character on the television show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". An old high school classmate of the gang named Matthew Mara who was made fun of for his leg braces. He eventually becomes homeless as a result of the gang's antics. He has a crush on Sweet Dee is is often tormented by Dennis and Mac (e.g. - teabagging). On "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters", the two hunt Cricket as a form of game.
Mac: "You wanna teabag Rickety Cricket?"
Dennis: "Nah, we've been doing that since high school."
Rickety Cricket by Nate Diesel March 9, 2009

Silent Cricket 

When double teaming a woman, the two penises rub against each other vigorously but both men secretly enjoy it while never speaking of it.
Chris and Kyle were going to town on Tonia but neither would admit that the Silent Cricket was just as enjoyable.
Silent Cricket by Chubbalove33 January 14, 2020

they gave me crickets 

It's a slang phrase that means "No response", sometimes used by just typing the cricket emoji "🦗".
Keemstar tweeted out: "Jake Paul is a bitch"
The people: *No response*
Keemstar: THEY GAVE ME CRICKETS!

not cricket 

Meaning for something to be dodgy, wrong, or unfair.

Based on Cricket being a gentlemen's game, fair play is expected.
dude 1: My wife cheated on me with like six other men. :(
dude 2: That's just not cricket man! :S
not cricket by Bad wolf chesslover January 4, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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