Crink Cronk

A person of absolute no use.

A useless mf who won’t do something you want or is just being stubborn.

Example 1:
person: Yo ling ling can you give me the homework from English and global.

Lingling: I didn’t do it yet sorry, I’ll give you it when I do it.

Person: ur such a fuckin Crink Cronk.

Example 2:

Person1: yo do you wanna walk with me in the halls b4 school starts

Person2: nah I can’t I gotta do my homework in class.

Person 1: ugh, u Crink Cronk.

by moisturizer May 6, 2021

Cronk-Ass-hoe

Somebody who will go on about something they think they know, but in reality they are making a very perverted joke. (normally edgy and kind of twisted)

"The cronk-ass-hoe was saying that they got some good head, but in the end he got his dick bit off but is too ashamed to admit to it."

by Cyriuh January 20, 2017

CRONK KNOPPLE

A drunk sailor who likes to titty fuck on the harbor

He's the cronk knopple.

by SandeepWeeaboo September 5, 2016

Cronk

When you finna get crazy with the boys and/or chaotic.

“everybody’s getting cronk (cronk) smack him if he’s getting to drunk (drunk)”-Ke$ha

“Friday’s gonna be wild we finna get CRONK” Jake said to his boys

by tatertot69 October 23, 2019

Cronk-Head

A person with an IQ in the single digits
A fool or goon.

Slade is a fucking Cronk-Head.

by SladeIsACronkHead July 8, 2021

Cronk

Cronk is the name that is given to cute, kind and beautiful boys. If you ever meet someone called Cronk, you're very lucky. :))

Girl: OMG, is that Cronk?! He's so cool and cute!
Other girl: I agree! :D

by Meep man :D February 2, 2020

Cronk

An absolute God.
the hottest creature in existence.

WILL steal your girl in the blink of an eye if youre not careful

"Hey is that Cronk?"
"Oh shit i think it is"
"Why did i get so horny all of the sudden?"

by TheRedHill December 21, 2020