“everybody’s getting cronk (cronk) smack him if he’s getting to drunk (drunk)”-Ke$ha
“Friday’s gonna be wild we finna get CRONK” Jake said to his boys
“Friday’s gonna be wild we finna get CRONK” Jake said to his boys
by tatertot69 October 23, 2019

Cronk is the name that is given to cute, kind and beautiful boys. If you ever meet someone called Cronk, you're very lucky. :))
by Meep man :D February 02, 2020

An absolute God.
the hottest creature in existence.
WILL steal your girl in the blink of an eye if youre not careful
the hottest creature in existence.
WILL steal your girl in the blink of an eye if youre not careful
by TheRedHill December 21, 2020

A pedophile that likes to bring children into his van. A cronk is basically a kidnapper, so watch out.
by dt0089fgh May 03, 2020

by CHuffCityBoys November 11, 2019

by BobDaCronker December 31, 2010

The onamatapaeic (sounds like what it is)word for slaping one's flacid cock against the face of a ladyfriend.
by Palmer Eldritch April 18, 2004
