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crimson wave 

fingering a chick during her period
she said i could'nt fuck her so i rode the crimson wave
crimson wave by ashamed October 11, 2003

Surfing the crimson wave 

Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

riding the crimson wave

when a girl has her period. used in the movie clueless by cher.
girl: i'm riding the crimson wave
boy: no fair! how come u get to go surfing?
riding the crimson wave by ema7 February 19, 2006

riding the crimson wave

When a woman is on her period.
Man, I hate riding the crimson wave. I get so bloated. . .

SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE

(of a female) - to be menstruating; be riding the cotton pony. When a girl is "punctuating," or having her " . " Like my dad used to tell me, "Son, never trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."
No trim tonite! The old lady is surfin' the crimson wave.
SURFIN' THE CRIMSON WAVE by weave August 25, 2003

Surfing the crimson wave 

refers to when a female is menstruating. crimson means red, as in red as blood. the wave alludes to the emotional waves that many females experience when on their period. hence, riding the waves of emotion while menstruating.
can be used in a negative way. "Dude, she's so moody. She must be surfing the crimson wave!" can also be used in a positive way. "Ebony, do you have a pad? I'm surfing the wave."
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