Crimp Crimp

The act of pinching one's penis to the point of no return. The victim will no longer be able to walk, masturbate, ejaculate, become erect, or perform any sexual actions.

Kai gave a real bad Crimp Crimp to Will in the locker room. He was crying in pain for hours!

Crimp Crimp by ld0301 July 2, 2021

Crimp Off A Length 

Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.

"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"

Crimp Off A Length by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015

crimp 

is a song sung between two or more people (though very difficult with more than two people), which unlike a duet is completely unpractices and is made up on the spot, with two minds so completely in sync they work as one, practiced by Noel Fieldings and Julian Barratt the mighty Boosh on BBC3

the pancake crimp
eggs, milk and flour, pancake power,
look at his milky yellow sunshine face
flip it now flip it good oo
flip it now flip it good oo
some are salt
some are sweet
some are fruit
some are meat

the time we used the chive
it really came alive!
edbile frisbies
springtime tuesday

crimp by Tuesdays Gone January 6, 2008

crimp hole 

It's your but hole

Your a sexy woman with a sexy crimp hole

crimp hole by Markolovesdarkhole August 25, 2016

crimp 

The act of making up a random song on the spot and yet being completely in sync with another person or persons.

Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt from The Mighty Boosh are the masters of crimp!

crimp by Alex7 February 29, 2008

crimp a dog 

to take a massive poop

i'm off to crimp a dog see you in an hour

crimp a dog by jimmycrimp February 4, 2010

Crimp Cable 

Just another great way to reference taking a big ole dump, crap, shit, defecate, pinch a loaf, snap a deuce.

Example 1: Roger felt his anus pucker and he new he was about to Crimp Cable.
Example 2: Hey Joe. Where is Stan. He was here a minute ago. Joe: He will be right back. He had to go Crimp Cable.
Example 3: Dan felt his bowels bloat during his presentation at the annual stockholders meeting. He knew he was about to blow and had to leave immediately. He quickly announced that he needed to run Crimp Cable and would return shortly.

Crimp Cable by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2015