Definitions by ld0301

Punjabi Stride

A theorized sex position that only exists in myth. Legend states that this position combines all the best parts of all the best positions into one, generating maximum euphoria. Do not attempt.

"My favorite position? Gotta be the Punjabi Stride!"

Punjabi Stride by ld0301 February 15, 2026

Crimp Crimp

The act of pinching one's penis to the point of no return. The victim will no longer be able to walk, masturbate, ejaculate, become erect, or perform any sexual actions.

Kai gave a real bad Crimp Crimp to Will in the locker room. He was crying in pain for hours!

Crimp Crimp by ld0301 July 2, 2021

The one-walled paint job 

The act of one plastering a fat nut across a bulletin board.

"Did you hear about Jake? The one-walled paint job in the front of class was made by him!"

The one-walled paint job by ld0301 March 27, 2021