Markolovesdarkhole's definitions

sex helmet

A helmet worn by your lady, similar to a grid-iron helmet, purely to protect the woman from being knocked unconscious during vigorous sex in which her head may come into contact with a wall/bedhead

Damn baby, Imma give it to you tonight, best put on you sex helmet

by Markolovesdarkhole April 19, 2015

crimp hole

It's your but hole

Your a sexy woman with a sexy crimp hole

by Markolovesdarkhole August 25, 2016