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Creepy Crawly Death Dealers 

Patton from Sander Sides refers to the spiders on the curtains in Virgil's room as 'creepy crawly death dealers.'
Person A: Look at those curtains!
Person B: They're covered in creepy crawly death dealers!

creepy crawl 

sneaking into someone's home and rearranging their things (furniture) or taking unvaluable things that while not expensive are obvious (e.g., all the lightbulbs)

see Manson Family
My "family" and I creepy crawled the joint while they were out. The owners flipped out, man.
creepy crawl by tdlier November 5, 2012

Creepy crawlies 

Creepy crawlies is feeling like you have bugs crawling all over you.
"ahh, I've got creepy crawlies"
Creepy crawlies by -Chloe- January 14, 2020

creepy crawlin 

the act of an older guy hitting/ trying to hook up with a girl that is alot younger than he is.
Yo you see da young bull creepy crawlin all over them freshman over there.

You see him creepy crawlin all over her facebook wall.
creepy crawlin by Q Dukes August 18, 2010

creepy crawla

Creepy crawla is when your hoe wont give you none, so you skeet in her belly button. When it drys, it creates a rubbery toy mold of her belly button. Like the early 90's insect and alien easy bake oven toy creator.
"Man, my chick would'nt gimmie none lax nite, so i made that hoe a creepy crawla".

Creepy Crawler 

An old, nasty, non-attractive man trying to hit on a younger girl.
Example 1:
*Creepy Crawler shouting out his car window* - Hey wazz yo name baby gurl!
*girl walking on the street* - Ew no! creepy crawler!

Example 2:
Guy 1 - Damn did you see Steve talking to that younger girl at the party?!?
Guy 2 - Yea, he's such a creepy crawler.

Example 3:

Girl - My history teacher is such a creppy crawler!
Creepy crawler chaser - Lucky!!
Girl - Ew...*walks away*
Creepy Crawler by wendywilliams July 11, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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