Credonian

An asexually reproducing species of pre tribal dumbasses. They are all single cell organism hiveminds and they enjoy having rough gay sex with each other. They enjoy hopping on deepwoken, yba, dildos, and xboxes.

Clonieman.

"The Credonian31... The Credonian31 is real.."
"ITS HIM! THE LAST LIVING CREDONIAN!"

by Cloned Boy (Clonieman's son) March 1, 2023

credonkadentials

having attractive bodily characteristics, usually in the buttocks, that can convince employers to give you a job.

I'm not sure if we have any positions open at the moment, but seeing your credonkadentials, I'm sure we can find a place for you.

by Charlie Von Grayskull May 15, 2009

Caledonian Sleeper

At a Scottish wedding when a drunk Groomsman targets a passed out/sleeping guest at the reception (after party). The aforementioned lifts his kilt and proceeds to put his flacid penis in the unsuspecting sleeping victims mouth. Once fully inserted the Groomsman then motions as though he is activating the pullchord of a locomotive and yells "Choo Choo. All aboard!"

Cameron was looking forward to Donald and Morag's wedding. However he would not be drinking incase Hamish inflicted a Caledonain Sleeper on him if he passed out. Hamish was famous for his Caledonian Sleepers at weddings.

by CopeDawg February 17, 2018

Craconian

One who has descended from the ancient town of Craco, Italy. The way of life the descendants of Craco lived in the village.

Many Craconian descendents established paper recycling businesses when they arrived in NYC from Italy.

by JimBRecycle November 11, 2022

Cresonia

perfect

wow, she's so Cresonia.

by :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 April 2, 2013

credocia

A friendly nickname used as a way of greeting for both males and females, usually towards ones close friends. Used most commonly in Southern states as it was originally intended to make fun of the creative names people from Southern states come up with to name their children.

Hey...what up Credocia?

Not much. You?

by TiffanyD July 16, 2008

Caledonian horse pickle

A horse’s penis that has been stuffed inside haggis for at least 10 minutes and then inserted into another’s chamber and then devoured by a sexual partner.

Man that I really enjoyed that Caledonian horse pickle.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024