Caledonian horse pickle

A horse’s penis that has been stuffed inside haggis for at least 10 minutes and then inserted into another’s chamber and then devoured by a sexual partner.
Man that I really enjoyed that Caledonian horse pickle.
by Wustmayocouncil August 01, 2024
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Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.
I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.
by Wustmayocouncil August 01, 2024
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