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unbelievable cool people, always get the beures and tan very easily. people with the name 'Alan' and 'Michael' are especially lucky as this makes them infinitely better. They are also know for their surreal sense of humour and punnage skills.
OMG that guy is such a Creaven!''Pfffft he Wishes!

OMG a Creaven! quick ask him to shift me!!!
Creaven by Creaver March 26, 2011
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Brooklyn Gibson David Avraam Creaven Clienthos Wyatt 

A bloody nutter that everyone loves.

The 3rd member to join the boyband RoadTrip

Amazing vocals and is always up for a laugh
Oi those vocals are amazing, who’s singing??”

“Oh that’s Brooklyn Gibson David Avraam Creaven Clienthos Wyatt

Conor creaven

This person you are very lucky to have as a team mate as he will win most of all your rugby matches for you and is unreal at anything he dose
Your so lucky He must be a Conor Creaven
Conor creaven by Sligosnigger April 27, 2019

Craven Arms 

A small town in Shropshire that is an enclave of the Bronx ghetto. People of Craven Arms carry knives around with them to piss people off at parties.Possibly the smallest town to have a mosquito. The people of Craven Arms are all gangsta blaa and say CA TID (til i die). if you stay there it will be soon. Of no significance naturally or attractively, housing in this place is randoma and distasteful
Lets turn the windows up, we're in Craven Arms!

Teacher: Here is a picture of a slum
Smart Alek: looks like Craven Arms

Uncle Craven 

The one uncle you have that is always drunk and slurs. This is a fellow that always wants a hug at a family get together and reeks of alcohol.
"Give your Uncle Craven a big motherfucking hug"
-Your Uncle Craven
Uncle Craven by Chrisc09 November 11, 2009

Craven Morehead 

A distant cousin of Hugh Jorgan, Pat McCrotch, and Phil McCraken. He is also related (distantly)to his Chinese cousins Chu-sum Wang and Creamof Sum yung guy
Who's Craven Morehaead, you are!

John Craven 

The act of drinking 3 pints of beer (lager, bitter, stout etc) without going to the toilet until the 3rd pint is finished. (1 UK pint = 568.2ml).
In the pub, sink 3rd full pint, desperate for a piss, stand up to go and announce "I've just done a John Craven".
Keep it under your hat until complete - your drinking companions will be green with envy.

No idea where this definition comes from, but John Craven was a popular children's television news presenter on the BBC in the UK 1972-1989.
John Craven by Scott Hatton September 5, 2008