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the creamy mushroom

the creamy mushroom defined is when an uncircumcised man is about to ejaculate and holds the splooge in the foreskin and gives the women a stamp in the shape of a mushroom from the dick head on said womens forehead.
Gregg: Sandor give that triflin ass bitcha the creamiest of the mushrooms like it was a camble soup lable

Sandor: yea that schlompe had it comin for putting a finger nail in my butt and using tooths.

sandor : yo gregg i just did it she got the creamy mushroom.

Cream of Mushroom 

A thick, heavy load of cum aka jizz, semen, spoo, baby batter, load, spooge, spunk, splooge, man gravy, skeet, ejaculate, goo.
Tonya loved sucking cocks with big mushroom caps. She was never hesitant to take her cock sucking to completion and gobble down a hot, steamy serving of Cream of Mushroom.

Cream of Mushroom Slap 

Similar to a mushroom slap but with the added bonus of doing it after you've ejaculated and your penis is covered in semen.
Guy 1: So how'd it go with Julia last night?

Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...

Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.

cream of mushroom stamp 

the act of mushroom stamping the girl you are with right before you blow off your load. thus covering her face in your man juice.
i gave that girl a cream of mushroom stamp because she wouldn't shut up.

cream of mushroom soup 

Often offered to a girl as a more than healthy dose of some of that sticky icky from your mushroom cap right down her throat after being on a long hiatus from sexual relations.
After months of anticipation Eva was anxious to try Julian's main course, his cream of mushroom soup

Cream of Mushroom Soup 

When a girl is sucking you off, you bust in her face and then you mushroom stamp her.
Sandy, I got cream of mushroom souped last night!
Cream of Mushroom Soup by Lindsdawg February 21, 2010