Creamy mushroom
Creamy mushroom by Little love spider October 6, 2022
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the creamy mushroom
the creamy mushroom defined is when an uncircumcised man is about to ejaculate and holds the splooge in the foreskin and gives the women a stamp in the shape of a mushroom from the dick head on said womens forehead.
Gregg: Sandor give that triflin ass bitcha the creamiest of the mushrooms like it was a camble soup lable
Sandor: yea that schlompe had it comin for putting a finger nail in my butt and using tooths.
sandor : yo gregg i just did it she got the creamy mushroom.
Sandor: yea that schlompe had it comin for putting a finger nail in my butt and using tooths.
sandor : yo gregg i just did it she got the creamy mushroom.
the creamy mushroom by poopstinken April 14, 2010
Cream of Mushroom
A thick, heavy load of cum aka jizz, semen, spoo, baby batter, load, spooge, spunk, splooge, man gravy, skeet, ejaculate, goo.
Tonya loved sucking cocks with big mushroom caps. She was never hesitant to take her cock sucking to completion and gobble down a hot, steamy serving of Cream of Mushroom.
Cream of Mushroom by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015
Cream of Mushroom Slap
Similar to a mushroom slap but with the added bonus of doing it after you've ejaculated and your penis is covered in semen.
Guy 1: So how'd it go with Julia last night?
Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...
Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.
Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...
Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.
Cream of Mushroom Slap by SJ U KNOW August 11, 2012
cream of mushroom stamp
the act of mushroom stamping the girl you are with right before you blow off your load. thus covering her face in your man juice.
cream of mushroom stamp by treborekim January 30, 2007
cream of mushroom soup
Often offered to a girl as a more than healthy dose of some of that sticky icky from your mushroom cap right down her throat after being on a long hiatus from sexual relations.
After months of anticipation Eva was anxious to try Julian's main course, his cream of mushroom soup
cream of mushroom soup by Duane Dinio July 24, 2008
Cream of Mushroom Soup
Cream of Mushroom Soup by Lindsdawg February 21, 2010
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