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crazy ass bitch 

When you try to have a casual conversation with a woman, and she threatens to phone the cops on you for harassment.
"I tried talking to Birgit about helping her daughter and that crazy ass bitch phoned the cops on me with her cell phone at the community center."
crazy ass bitch by ThisIsMe01xoxo December 12, 2012

crazy ass mother fucking bitch stupid ass bitch motherfucking cunt 

It means you stupid crazy and ugly

Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS)

Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS) is an extremely common disorder in females. SCABS infects more than 95% of females over the age of 43. Symptoms include idiocy, delusion, irritability, and overall extreme cuntish behavior. A woman with this syndrome is called a 'SCAB.' Unfortunately, SCABS can cause irritation, emotional distress, marital problems, and, in extreme cases, psychosis in the spouse or significant other.
My wife has a chronic case of Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS). She is just like a bloody real scab, the longer it's around the uglier it gets.

going crazy ass bitch on his ass 

ver/crazy ass bitch.en
als lilly of iemand anders echt boos is gaat ze crazy ass bitch op zijn /haar´s ass
going crazy ass bitch on his ass
hij had dat ni moeten zeggen nu gaat ze crazy ass bitch op zijn ass

crazy ass stalker bitch 

usually a short female with a nice booty but really is a complete ass fucker. Usually has no friends of the same sex (female) because all she does is flirt with everyones boyfriends and pisses off their girlfriends.
Carissa is such a crazy ass stalker bitch...jesus christ!!!

crazy ass mother fucking bitch

A person so nuts or "ape-shit crazy" that they disturb peace, daily life, and very possibly the very fabric of the universe.
OMFG! Mrs. Puttana is such a crazy ass mother fucking bitch for giving us a eighteen page essay over Winter break! How I am supposed to enjoy my childhood like this?!
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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