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Cration

If you or someone you know has the last name CRATION they are smart beautiful and kind you should date a CRATION
Girl: what's your name

Guy: Nickolas Cration
Girl: So Hot~~🔥🥵
by NickolausC January 28, 2023
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non-creation

The opposite of creation
A pain in the arse of creotards like Ken Ham
Evolution = Non-creation
by ThomasX February 13, 2014
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Stud Situation Creationist

One who creates stud situations for himself.
A stud-wannabe who constantly tries to achieve the status of a stud by constantly trying to create such situations that will help him achieve the status of a stud in the eyes of others.
by Vered P August 1, 2011
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Craptionfigure

A product, (usually an action figure or toy) that is so poorly made due to cheap plastic and usually from china, that it breaks if you even try to touch it.
A: I just bought a limited edition super deluxe triple action superman figurine for $50, and he fell apart when I was putting him in a pose!!!
B: Sucks for you... Sounds like it was a craptionfigure!
by Seahorsezelda May 27, 2010
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creation of a pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher,

with smart wit,

using a knife,

he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter,

strong and bold,

with a hammer and chisel,

he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor,

tall and thin,

by using red velvet,

he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter,

short and stout,

with a piece of fox fur,

he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman,

nasty as hell,

threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher,

whose name was McGee,

he touched it and blessed it,

and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor,

dirty little runt,

he sucked it and fucked it,

and called it a cunt.
person1: hey u wanna know the creation of a pussy
person2: ye
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol true
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009
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Creationist Paradox

A situation where people who know next to nothing about Science feel themselves qualified to refute it, often as a means of defending creationism.
Creationist Paradox in action:
Creationist: I only failed science class because it's all wrong!
by Nona Suomy January 12, 2009
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bae-cation

A vacation with bae. Its a combination of bae and vacation.
Josh took his bae, Mellisa on a bae-cation to Seychelles Islands, Africa
by Very Long Guy May 16, 2016
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