Craster

(noun)

Pronunciation: (krass-terr)
Definition: The feeling that you have wasted a crucial amount of time in your life.

I feel a wave of craster wash over me as I realized I just spent the last year training for the Boston Marathon only to get injured a week before the race and not be able to compete.

Craster by kate3264 June 1, 2026

Craster

(Noun)
Pronunciation: (Krass - terr)
Definition: The feeling when you realize the amount of time you have wasted on doing something.

Example 1: I'm surprised you haven't start feeling craster with the amount of procrastinating you are doing.

Example 2: I have an overwhelming sense of craster in the fact that I signed up for the Boston Marathon and trained hard for it but was unable to compete in it due to an injury.

Craster by kate3264 June 1, 2026

crasterful 

| CRAH-ster-full |

adjective
To be simultaneously crafty and masterful in an abundantly confident way.

(also: crastery, noun)
The act of being crasterful.

One is crasterful in an authentic way when one demonstrates the depth of one’s skills, knowledge, or experience. In this sense, the crasterful person is a true expert in his or her field and displays a justified level of assuredness.

One is crasterful in an inauthentic way when one fancies oneself knowledgeable but is actually full of shit. This is exemplified when one does not really know what one is talking about but arrogantly rambles on regardless.

Since being crasterful usually manifests itself in the form of explaining something in a very knowing, self-assured way, it can be difficult to discern precisely how knowledgeable the person actually is. While it can be prudent to attempt to determine the authenticity of one’s crastery, this is not always possible. Moreover, contrary to popular belief, crastery does not have inherently positive or negative connotations; rather, it is simply a descriptor that demonstrates someone is “in the zone,” even if that zone is incorrect.

Oftentimes crastery can be expressed nonverbally, usually by flashing a crasterful smile. This look simply says, “You should listen to me, because I know what I'm talking about.” The telltale signs of a crasterful smile are crooked smirks, raised eyebrows, and twinkling eyes. Slow nods are also common.

“My snowboard instructor has been giving me pointers, and thanks to her, I just rode my first black diamond run. I’m glad she’s so crasterful!”

“I am in absolute awe of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s scientific crastery.”

“Take it easy, buddy. I think you may be getting just a bit too crasterful for your own good.”

“In my opinion, Stephen Colbert is the epitome of political pundit crastery.”

“I was really crasterful while writing this definition for Urban Dictionary.”

“J.K. Simmons always gets typecast as ‘that crasterful guy,’ but he’s actually quite an accomplished actor.”

“That’s one hell of a crasterful smile you’re sporting. What’s the plan?”

crasterful by roxburyrob00 December 14, 2014

Moon Craters

Cottage cheese dimples on a big flabby butt.

Dude, your mom has a new little swimsuit that shows way too much skin.

Sick...you can see her Moon Craters from outer space!

Moon Craters by Kobe K Tizzle May 25, 2011

coaster caddy 

The one person in your group who always wusses out when it's time to go on a on roller coaster so he/she is forced to hold the groups all the bags.

Guy 1: "are you sure you don't want to go on."

Guy 2: "There's no way i'm going on that thing."

Guy 1: "fine, but you're the coaster caddy."

Guy 2: "yeah, yeah I know. Guy 2 Is handed a bunch of bags.

coaster caddy by gubes August 12, 2014

Casterboarding 

Noun. To ride a casterboard. Casterboards are usually propelled by moving in a snakelike motion.

I was casterboarding for hours. It was a blast! WOO!

Casterboarding by HawiianPunch1 February 15, 2014

the crater

a place in the woods of east milton, massachussetts. the number 1 drinking and partying spot in milton. usually every year assholes from quincy come there and do something to stir up trouble and cause the cops patrol it hardcore for a couple weeks/months, and ruin everyones weekends. the ground is covered in empty cans, broken bottles, roaches, blunts, and empty tins. legendary spot.

dude, lets go crush some stews and skom at the crater, and maybe try to get some action from the ladies.

ya dude, hopefully the cops wont be around to bopp kids and steal their packies.

yopp yopp!!!! east milton!

the crater by jacorrey Lewis November 29, 2011