Crash-dummy 

Crash-dummy- a term that can be associated with your typical morons, idiots,
'Douchbags' and 'chops'.

This term can be used for sarcastic commentary or to express your dislike towards
a person.

This word best describes the way someone irritates you, frustrates you - or simply has better hair than you and you feel like if you wanted your cars airbag to meet any crash-dummy's face
It would be theirs!!!

Sarcastic use : " ma'am , ma'am what's shakespeare's surname?"
Friend: "x_X oh my gosh what a crash dummy!"

Peanut Gallery use : " hey I'v missed placed my number...can I have yours? :) "
Guy Friend: "dude that what such a crash-dummy move"

Literal use : "I hate that stupid crash-dummy!!! "
OR "dam you have brain capacity and intellectual ability of a crash-dummy!"
OR "stop screaming at me!!! I'm not your crash-dummy!"

Crash-dummy by *Lita=] August 23, 2011

CRASH DUMMY 

Any individual who knowingly and repeatedly puts themselves in dangerous situations without any consideration of strategy, tactics, or self-preservation.

If you want a raise, don't be a crash dummy and go one a one-man strike.

CRASH DUMMY by EchoedOut September 17, 2015

crash dummy 

any person who you can get to take the fall for you knowing that it will most likely end up in a bad situation.

person 1 "go get my work before the laws see it"

person 2 "where its at"

person 1 "its under the steps, dont let'em see you"

person 2 "aight i got it"

person 3 "i can't believe he went on that crash dummy mission"

person 1 "you know i got this"

crash dummy by BigOreo June 26, 2006

crash dummy 

A foolhardy Shmoo who is gullible enough to allow himself to be easily maneuvered into dangerous situations.

"He agreed when JoJo the crack dealer asked him to hold his stash? What a crash dummy!"

crash dummy by Wynken July 25, 2013

Crash dummy 

A person who puts there self up to fail

Ryan:wassup

Mia:hey

Mia:are you apart of "the boys"
Ryan: yessir

Mia: that's crash dummy shit

Crash dummy by Hisokafatsballsack September 25, 2020

crash dummy 

someone who is intoxicated and running into random objects that are clearly avoidable.

someone who is cosistnetly tripping or bumping into everything in there path.

Bro 1: How did I get these bruises on my face? Was I in a Fight?

Bro 2: No, you were being a crash dummy last night.

Bro 1: What did I run into?

Bro 2: Everything. Your a crash dummy.

crash dummy by shibbyshibby June 22, 2011

Crash dummy 

A person who puts there self up to fail

Ryan:wassup

Mia:hey

Mia:are you apart of "the boys"
Ryan: yessir

Mia: that's crash dummy shit

Crash dummy by Hisokafatsballsack September 25, 2020