crash test 

Smoking opium or heroin in combination with methamphetamine. Results in a very jagged effect, jittery but with a less sharp edge, manically activated and feeling invincible yet with a sense of contented well being. Commonly displaying extreme indecision coupled with impulsive action, until the meth wears off (the crash). A crash test is more uppy than is free falling, and edgier than a speedball, as the meth tends to make it more energizing (and less euphoric) than the cocaine in the other combinations. Crash testing (as well as free falling) can be considered non-injected alternatives to speedballing.

Duke: Let's see, what's in the valise ... looks like a vial of what might be speed, and a baggie of ... some manner of brownish gummy powder.
Dr Gonzo: We can crash test and go to the casino and take them for every dollar we've ever lost to them, the parasites!
Duke: If we live through it, we'll be wealthy indeed! Until the bats catch up to us!

crash test by insidiot October 27, 2018

Crash Test Dummy 

Prison Slang - The individual that is required to perform illegal acts against the prison guards or authorities as required by the prison heirarchy.

Tony is going on a crash test dummy mission to punish that guard. He's going to start a fight with him.

Crash Test Dummy by EmichG September 7, 2007

crash test dummy 

Someone who is mentally and physically usless, stupid, clumsy and generally a dumb ass or imbecile is know as a crash test dummy.

Look at will falling down the steps. God he is such a stupid ass crash test dummy.

crash test dummy by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015

Crash Test Dummies 

Nineties folk rock at its finest. Sample hits include "Swimming in your Ocean" and "Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm".

Mitch Dorge is also an awesome drummer. Oh and they're Canadian. Rock on.

Crash Test Dummies rule.

Crash Test Dummies by MrKapper July 2, 2006

Crash Test Dummy 

The only job you will ever get, I hope you have medical insurance

A look there goes that Crash test dummy

Crash Test Dummy by ac March 14, 2004

Crash Test Dummy 

An ugly person without any romantic value that is not in any part in your social circle that you can just experiment and exercise your dating and sexual abilities in private with and without it insulting your dating reputation.

"Dude, why is he with that fugly chick"?

"Oh, that's just his crash test dummy. He's warming up for his date with Elizabeth".

Crash Test Dummy by Walter Phillips October 29, 2011

Crash Test Dummies 

A five member band orginating out of WPG mb, famous for MMM He likes to feel it and Superman Song

The Crash Test Dummies are one of Canada's forgotten musical genious, the lead singer has a bartone singing voice like Leanord Cohen

Crash Test Dummies by Miss Victoria January 7, 2007