crappacker

One who habitually packs crap(poo) in his or her butt forcefully and then walks about in public spaces. It is important to note that the origin of said crap(poo) is generally of a specific species of muskrat that has a particularly bitter taste.

He is one of damn crappackers. That is why he walks like one of his legs is longer than the other and appears to achieve orgasm every quarter mile or so.

by bill-muthafuckin green, bitch! September 6, 2003

Crumpacker

A term generally used for stuffing your dick into the asshole of a woman.

Dude, he and his girlfriend did a Crumpacker.

by Cordial Correspondance November 27, 2011

clapsacker

A clapsacker is a word invented by my wife. Who likes to make up random words. The definition is someone who does everything exactly by the book, to the point of taking all the fun out of things in life. It originated when I told her, that she shouldn't plug her phone into the car when it wasn't running because it would drain the battery. She said, WTF, why do you always have to be such a clapsacker.

Charging my phone without the engine running is not going to drain the battery. Stop being such a fucking clapsacker all the time!

by Lupe's Bro August 13, 2018

crapcracker

When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.

Damn, somebody lit off a mega crapcracker in here

by steve austin July 22, 2004

Crapstacker

A person who accumulates large amounts of unnecessary things and keeps them around their house, often in stacks. It is not uncommon for stacks to reach several feet in height.

When I saw the piles of newspapers in the corners and on the tables in the rooms, I realized that she was a crapstacker.

by ThragP April 8, 2009

chatpacker

Someone who constantly joins and leaves a chat room within a few seconds, they get off doing this sort of thing.

Someone who has sex with the chat room

Fan joins the chat room.
Tony: Hey Fan!
Fan leaves the chat room.
Tony:ok....
fan joins the chat room.
tony: Hello fan
fan leaves the chat room.
tony: wtf
fan joins the chat room.
Tony: fan you going to stay awhile?
fan leaves the chat room
Tony: Must be a fucking chatpacker!

by TonyX2V January 13, 2007

crapsucker

Insult used by Stroker to Hoop in the animated series Stroker and Hoop on Adult Swim.

"Hoop, you crapsucker!"

by VyRiZ December 27, 2005