crapcracker

When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.

Damn, somebody lit off a mega crapcracker in here

crapcracker by steve austin July 22, 2004

Crapstacker 

A person who accumulates large amounts of unnecessary things and keeps them around their house, often in stacks. It is not uncommon for stacks to reach several feet in height.

When I saw the piles of newspapers in the corners and on the tables in the rooms, I realized that she was a crapstacker.

Crapstacker by ThragP April 8, 2009

crappacker 

One who habitually packs crap(poo) in his or her butt forcefully and then walks about in public spaces. It is important to note that the origin of said crap(poo) is generally of a specific species of muskrat that has a particularly bitter taste.

He is one of damn crappackers. That is why he walks like one of his legs is longer than the other and appears to achieve orgasm every quarter mile or so.

crappacker by bill-muthafuckin green, bitch! September 6, 2003