crapsnatch 

A butthole, in particular a poo-gina.

(e.g. "I would never do a girl in the crapsnatch," said Nowacki.)

crapsnatch by Drew Blooberman October 31, 2007

Crapsnatch 

Butthole. Usually in reference to its function as a sex organ.

Last weekend I was balls deep in homeboy's crapsnatch......Booyah!!

These spunk crusties are making my crapsnatch itch!

Crapsnatch by Andy Howerson August 19, 2016

catsnatching 

The gleeful, uninhibited and unrepentant sudden grabbing of a woman’s usually clothed private parts.

Catsnatching, the pastime of powerful men all over the world, has been widely popularized by our 45th President.

catsnatching by Dr Bunnygirl April 20, 2018

craftsnatcher 

Craftsnatcher: by all accounts an untalented or unoriginal person who chooses to pass off the work of artists and otherwise crafty people as their own.

Craftsnatch: a)see above b)the act of stealing or reselling another's handicraft

Craftsnatcherous: like the kid at the next desk eyeballing your paper during an exam, a craftsnatcherous person sniffs around forums and craft fairs seeking ways to copy other people's work.

Craftsnatchity: a)see above b)when someone's behavior is suspiciously craftsnatcherous

"I can't believe you're not ashamed of your blatant craftsnatchery!"

craftsnatcher by water September 18, 2007

Crabsnatcher 

A crabsnatcher is someone who snatches crabs off pubic hair, for sport or pleasure.

Could also be a person that has uncanny abilities of diving into water , generally with a sandy bottom, and manually yanking crabs from other peoples crab traps and/ or cutting their crab pot's line so that only they will successfully pull crabs from the water.

That chick he met is nasty; he will be a crabsnatcher before the nights over.

The crabsnatcher ruined everyones fishing...i assume it was the guy in scuba gear that came up with a bunch of crabs, despite having no crab pot.

Crabsnatcher by crabsnatcher March 4, 2011

Craphatch 

synonym for asshole, poop chute, bung hole, etc. Brown starfish.

dude, the other day your sister bent over wearing that sundress and I swear I could see her craphatch.

Craphatch by mattdub July 9, 2009

crapscotch

The nimble-footed dance executed while avoiding stepping in dog shit. A high-quality crapscotch typically results when the offending matter is already well-distributed and only lately coming to the attention of the unfortunate crapscotcher.

(Etymology - derived "hotscotch", a children's game in which a player hops on one foot over the lines from section to section of a diagram marked on the pavement).

"Lordy, what's that dreadful smell!?"

"I know, I've just got back from walking Rover and I ended up crapscotching in the lane. I don't know how I'm going to get this out of the tread - it's on both shoes."

crapscotch by sorrowful_dogwalker September 19, 2009