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crapscotch

The nimble-footed dance executed while avoiding stepping in dog shit. A high-quality crapscotch typically results when the offending matter is already well-distributed and only lately coming to the attention of the unfortunate crapscotcher.

(Etymology - derived "hotscotch", a children's game in which a player hops on one foot over the lines from section to section of a diagram marked on the pavement).
"Lordy, what's that dreadful smell!?"

"I know, I've just got back from walking Rover and I ended up crapscotching in the lane. I don't know how I'm going to get this out of the tread - it's on both shoes."
crapscotch by sorrowful_dogwalker September 19, 2009
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crapsnatch 

A butthole, in particular a poo-gina.
(e.g. "I would never do a girl in the crapsnatch," said Nowacki.)
crapsnatch by Drew Blooberman October 31, 2007
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crapycrotch 

The putrid stench of crusted,fermented,rotten, hairy dingleberries in a sweaty crotch
I was going down on Susan with my teeth out and got a smell of a crapycrotch
crapycrotch by J&Tman November 11, 2018

Crapsnatch 

Butthole. Usually in reference to its function as a sex organ.
Last weekend I was balls deep in homeboy's crapsnatch......Booyah!!

These spunk crusties are making my crapsnatch itch!
Crapsnatch by Andy Howerson August 19, 2016