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crapsicles

A better version of crap.

an exclamation of pain or anger.

let it be known that this term was created by Maverick.
"ahh!! I stabbed myself!! crapsicles!!"
"ahh!! my finger!! crapsicles!!"
by straitblade November 22, 2007
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Crapsicles

Only done in the Winter time,

It is an act of revenge, when you step on top of someone's car in freezing conditions when you have diarrhea, and crap all over the top of the person's car. The crap runs down the person's car, and freezes much like an ice-sicle over night. So when the person sees their car the next time, and sees brown 'ice-sicles' hanging from their car, they don't know you made diarrhea all over their car, which leaves you anonymous, and is a perfect act of revenge... Unless they go the FBI to analyze it.
Did you hear that Jon made crapsicles on Ed's car for slipping that laxative in his drink last night?
by vaginalove December 27, 2011
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Crapsicles

Splatters of crap left in the toilet after numerous courtesy flushes.
crapsicles crap flush toilet poop
by abelbodiedperson October 22, 2009
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Capsicle

A humorous word used in the dialogue of Marvel's 'Avengers Assemble' Movie. A portmanteau word (2 words combined together to make one word e.g. 'Belieber'=Believer+Bieber) 'Capsicle' is the word formed from the combination of Captain and Icicle. Tony Stark, (Iron Man) says this to Captain america during an argument:
Captain America: What?

Iron Man: You might have missed a couple of things, you know, doing time as a Capsicle.
by RoseWhite81 September 21, 2012
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crapsicle

waste matter leaked out of a plane, also known as "blue ice"
from an episode of CSI:NY…
Aiden is puzzled because the Port-a-Potty chemicals match the matter on Bill's jeans but those in his head wound. She breaks down the chemicals and focuses on the one that doesn't match: Dimethyl Benzyl Ammonium, which is used mostly in airplane toilets. Aiden puts it together: waste matter leaked out of a plane, froze in the atmosphere and came crashing down to earth, striking Bill Lamakkia on the head and killing him. Flack is nonplussed: "A crapsicle killed this guy?" he wonders.
by victahr September 14, 2005
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crapslices

Coined: May 30th, 2007. SoCal, USA

Description: An expletive very similar in definition to snap or shnap - and the latter, only the definition(s) similar to those of snap. Unlike snap or even crap, "crapslices" does NOT have the exuberant "Oh yeah!" connotation that many other such interjections have. Its two meanings are:

1.) "Oh no. Now what am I gonna do?": worry
2.) "Oh no!"/"Oh yes!" "Y'all got served! Now what are ya gonna do?": mildly wise-guy-in-your-face (In this usage, it is highly encouraged that one says "Oh crapslices" in the same manner that Quagmire from Family Guy says "All right.")
Corresponding to the numbers above:

1.) Me: "Hey man, what did you write about for the assignment?" Them: "Assignment?" *registers* "Oh crapslices." (This was almost exactly how it was spontaneously coined.)
2.) Them: "Hey man, he won the game just like you said! Mad predicting skills, yo!" Me: "Oh crapslices!"
by benchley July 18, 2007
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Catsicles

it was hot yesterday, so mary and anna made catsicles for there two cats.
by fuckthathotass69 July 6, 2018
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