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crapslices

Coined: May 30th, 2007. SoCal, USA

Description: An expletive very similar in definition to snap or shnap - and the latter, only the definition(s) similar to those of snap. Unlike snap or even crap, "crapslices" does NOT have the exuberant "Oh yeah!" connotation that many other such interjections have. Its two meanings are:

1.) "Oh no. Now what am I gonna do?": worry
2.) "Oh no!"/"Oh yes!" "Y'all got served! Now what are ya gonna do?": mildly wise-guy-in-your-face (In this usage, it is highly encouraged that one says "Oh crapslices" in the same manner that Quagmire from Family Guy says "All right.")
Corresponding to the numbers above:

1.) Me: "Hey man, what did you write about for the assignment?" Them: "Assignment?" *registers* "Oh crapslices." (This was almost exactly how it was spontaneously coined.)
2.) Them: "Hey man, he won the game just like you said! Mad predicting skills, yo!" Me: "Oh crapslices!"
by benchley July 18, 2007
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crapsicles

A better version of crap.

an exclamation of pain or anger.

let it be known that this term was created by Maverick.
"ahh!! I stabbed myself!! crapsicles!!"
"ahh!! my finger!! crapsicles!!"
by straitblade November 22, 2007
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Looksies Crapsies

You've seen Looksies Crapsies everywhere. They're dully sitting on the shelves in your dining room and bursting out the seems at your grandma's house. Sometimes they're hung up and displayed on the wall with hollow phrases like 'Family' and 'Live, Laugh, Love' *insert audible gag

These are all the knick knacks you've acquired throughout your mundane life and are now (proudly?) displaying around your house in an effort to appear refined and cultured. But it's really just a bunch of stuff that is taking up space. Looksies Crapsies serve no utility purpose, they are simply Things To Look At (Looksies) that are essentially just Crap (Crapsies).
"The things you own, end up owning you. Martha Stewart is polishing brass Looksies Crapsies on the Titanic, it's all going down man" - Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

"I bought a miniature Eiffel Tower replica as a souvenir from a guy (one of thousands, isn't that A-MA-ZING?!?) who was selling them on the street in Paris. Can't wait to put it on our coffee table to show how well traveled and cultured we are!" - Karen
by Robthegreat March 26, 2021
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crapslide

The residual trail left in the bowl
I went to the bathroom and saw this nasty crapslide
by jamie sommers July 23, 2004
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Crapsicles

Only done in the Winter time,

It is an act of revenge, when you step on top of someone's car in freezing conditions when you have diarrhea, and crap all over the top of the person's car. The crap runs down the person's car, and freezes much like an ice-sicle over night. So when the person sees their car the next time, and sees brown 'ice-sicles' hanging from their car, they don't know you made diarrhea all over their car, which leaves you anonymous, and is a perfect act of revenge... Unless they go the FBI to analyze it.
Did you hear that Jon made crapsicles on Ed's car for slipping that laxative in his drink last night?
by vaginalove December 27, 2011
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Crapsicles

Splatters of crap left in the toilet after numerous courtesy flushes.
crapsicles crap flush toilet poop
by abelbodiedperson October 22, 2009
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Crapsticles

alec baldwin has crapsticles
by Masta Piz April 19, 2009
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