Crappist 

"Crap-Pissed" is a term for Artists who have art that Sucks... Bad. Is correctly used describing artwork that is often simple, ridiculous, ugly, and often is rainbow colored and looks like it was made by a 3 year old practicing drawing with crayons; Not artwork that you don't like or disagree with. This means that if you think Rembrandt's art sucks, he is Not a crappist but rather you don't like his art, while 95% of the art that you see in Velvet Buzzsaw at the art-shows (that are not done by the old man) would all be Crappist 'work'.

Real artists should get credit for real work that has skill and talent, but not a Crappist.

Girl: "Hey did you see that ridiculous and stupid blue balloon dog sold for 58 Million dollars?"
Guy: "Whoever bought that loves crappist art and has crappist taste, and must also be insane."

Bro 1: "Hey did you see that rainbow-blob painting in Velvet Buzzsaw, at that art show?"
Bro 2: "Yeah that crappist almost made me have to change my pants!"

Friend: "Dude, look at that picture on the wall. It's just a blue circle from Office Paint, and he's selling it for 149.99!"
Any Sane Person: "What a crappist."
Friend: "Buy it dude, we'll cut it out and make a collection of crap art like that guy who collected noses from famous paintings in that movie."
And Sane Person: "Not even for free, man! God, it's just horrible!"

Crappist by MCPKG October 18, 2019

Craplist 

The unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) daily To Do list of chores of soccer moms.

How ya doin´mom?
Like shit! And I am only have way through my today´s Craplist.

Craplist by rperazag May 6, 2010

Westbull Craptist Church 

A nickname for the Westboro Baptist Church that implies what they say is full of bull crap

Person A: The Westboro Baptist Church sucks

Person B: You mean the Westbull Craptist Church?

Westbull Craptist Church by Becky Snowden (Chickabiddybex) May 4, 2009

Crippist 

A crippist is a person who takes pleasure in making unwilling victims Cripples they usually hid in alleyways with crowbars waiting to make you a cripple.

Random guy hits another person leaving them cripple.
Kyle: did you see that guy hit that other guy
Tom: yep we have a Crippist in our area better hid your kids then

Crippist by Funkadelicbassmaster October 31, 2010

crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat rooms, etc.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

crappity smack by motherfucka_bitch-u February 19, 2009

Crappit 

You will usually say damn it, but in this case you say crappit instead. Exchanging damn with crap. It really has the same meaning but has a more catchy sound to it. "Crappit" is used when something doesn't work out for you or doesn't matter. Or hurts. You can really use whenever you feel like it.

You drop something you say "crappit". You ask someone to explain something but find out that it's really complicated you say "crappit". Someone tell you something bad or sad you say "aaw crappit".

Crappit by Thilde December 19, 2010

crapistan

crapistan (cra - pis - tan)

origin : comes from the word crap meaning anything which is bullshit. Stan is an ancient Persian and/or Farsi word meaning country, nation, land, or place.
crapistan is the name of a place or a situation that sucks.
crapistan comes from the words hindustan, pakistan afghanistan and so on....where stan stands for place.

it does not mean to offend any religious background or country.
it just is crapistan
crapistan can be anything in the world that is crap and completely sucks or a situation that cannot be helped.
crapistan is a feeling of helplessness and disgust!
spread its awesomeness!

My dog ate my homework! Crapistan! (can be use as a substitute for fuck/shit/damn/crap)

crapistan by The Postcard Chor May 23, 2010