Crippist 

A crippist is a person who takes pleasure in making unwilling victims Cripples they usually hid in alleyways with crowbars waiting to make you a cripple.

Random guy hits another person leaving them cripple.
Kyle: did you see that guy hit that other guy
Tom: yep we have a Crippist in our area better hid your kids then

Crippist by Funkadelicbassmaster October 31, 2010

crippity chron

The original VB Ghantron. The dankest weed out, shiny and almost glass like in appearance due to high levels of THC crystal formation. From the crypt of Mother Nugget.

Yo did you see that Ghans Waller had?
Yea that shit is crippity chron.

crippity chron by Ghan Man January 16, 2009

crippity 

crip is sort of like Crippity. It means extremely dank food. IRIE STYLE.

That DQ blizzard is crippity crip.

crippity by maxh September 18, 2005

crispist 

Someone who is against a 'type' of crisp because they're too posh. Just because it's not 'kettle chips' doesn't mean it's any lesser a tasty treat....

"They don't even look like proper crisps"........"OMG, you're so crispist"

crispist by Scottie76s June 18, 2017

Crappist 

"Crap-Pissed" is a term for Artists who have art that Sucks... Bad. Is correctly used describing artwork that is often simple, ridiculous, ugly, and often is rainbow colored and looks like it was made by a 3 year old practicing drawing with crayons; Not artwork that you don't like or disagree with. This means that if you think Rembrandt's art sucks, he is Not a crappist but rather you don't like his art, while 95% of the art that you see in Velvet Buzzsaw at the art-shows (that are not done by the old man) would all be Crappist 'work'.

Real artists should get credit for real work that has skill and talent, but not a Crappist.

Girl: "Hey did you see that ridiculous and stupid blue balloon dog sold for 58 Million dollars?"
Guy: "Whoever bought that loves crappist art and has crappist taste, and must also be insane."

Bro 1: "Hey did you see that rainbow-blob painting in Velvet Buzzsaw, at that art show?"
Bro 2: "Yeah that crappist almost made me have to change my pants!"

Friend: "Dude, look at that picture on the wall. It's just a blue circle from Office Paint, and he's selling it for 149.99!"
Any Sane Person: "What a crappist."
Friend: "Buy it dude, we'll cut it out and make a collection of crap art like that guy who collected noses from famous paintings in that movie."
And Sane Person: "Not even for free, man! God, it's just horrible!"

Crappist by MCPKG October 18, 2019