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Crapeist

A home owner, lawn maintenance crew, or amateur arborist who violently prunes back a Crape Myrtle tree/shrub leaving its limbs knobby and arthritic in appearance. A common practice in the South to promote bloom development during the spring and summer.
"Look at that brutalized Crape Myrtle bush...it's been mutilated it by a crapeist!"
by peebes March 4, 2009
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Craplist

The unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) daily To Do list of chores of soccer moms.
How ya doin´mom?
Like shit! And I am only have way through my today´s Craplist.
by rperazag May 6, 2010
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Rapist Capeist

In the videogame Sea of Thieves there is an island called "Rapier Cay", which for SoT players is widely known as "Rapist Capeist". Because of the size of the island most players tend to just drive their ships right over the middle of the island, whilst taking minor hits to the hull.
Arrthur: "Oh, I think I spotted Rapist Capeist, let's drive right over it."
Jarrshua: "Yeah great idea, we still need to burn our 217 planks from that fortress!"
by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022
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Crapensta

Also, CrAPenSta: Up-and-coming Manhattan neighborhood, between Chelsea and Midtown West. Derived using the same method as Tribeca, SoHo, and Nolita, Crapensta is the Crap Around Penn Station.

Unknown origin, popularized by Campbell Austin and Max Mayer-Cesiano in Spring 2006.
1. I'm looking for a new apartment, and I think I could save about $600 if I move from Chelsea to Crapensta; it's closer to the Amtrak station anyway.

2. (as an adjective) I'm looking for a new apartment, and I think I could save about $600 if I move from Chelsea to something a little more crapensta.
by AC Austin May 6, 2006
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Westbull Craptist Church

A nickname for the Westboro Baptist Church that implies what they say is full of bull crap
Person A: The Westboro Baptist Church sucks

Person B: You mean the Westbull Craptist Church?
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Crapenstance

An unwanted run-in with a stranger. It can be a brief or long encounter.
I just had the best Crapenstance. This homeless dude just tried to tell my fortune.

This nerd wouldn't stop singing on the subway, the whole time... Crapenstance.
by sqrell November 10, 2012
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crapistan

crapistan (cra - pis - tan)

origin : comes from the word crap meaning anything which is bullshit. Stan is an ancient Persian and/or Farsi word meaning country, nation, land, or place.
crapistan is the name of a place or a situation that sucks.
crapistan comes from the words hindustan, pakistan afghanistan and so on....where stan stands for place.

it does not mean to offend any religious background or country.
it just is crapistan
crapistan can be anything in the world that is crap and completely sucks or a situation that cannot be helped.
crapistan is a feeling of helplessness and disgust!
spread its awesomeness!
My dog ate my homework! Crapistan! (can be use as a substitute for fuck/shit/damn/crap)
by The Postcard Chor May 23, 2010
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