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between a crematorium and a dildo shop 

To find yourself in a situation where you have been undone by your own actions.
"where is Rudy?"

"He's between a crematorium and a dildo shop"

Crappatorium 

New slightly posher name for public toilets.
Just popping to the crappatorium for a quick crap.
Crappatorium by Triple J May 4, 2005

between the dildo store and the crematorium 

1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.

2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.
Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.

between the crematorium and the dildo shop 

synonymous with "the middle of bumfuck nowhere," except this time, you're so hopelessly pathetic that nobody even WANTS to find your ass.
"So where the FUCK are we again?"
"IDK, somewhere between the crematorium and the dildo shop..."

Cock Crematorium

When you put hot hands or something similar on your freezing cold penis.
My penis was so cold I had to the cock crematorium to warm it up
Cock Crematorium by HughMongusCo February 14, 2022

Creamatorium 

a female being cummed on by 3 or more of your friends in public place.
Cindy is a total Creamatorium.
Creamatorium by MrBlack1984 July 1, 2006
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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