Creepatorium 

Creepatorium (n) - A place which houses creeps or creepers.

Girl: That pub was such a creepatorium. Where are all the nice, normal guys?!?

Creepatorium by 2ndbreakfast June 23, 2010

between a crematorium and a dildo shop 

To find yourself in a situation where you have been undone by your own actions.

"where is Rudy?"

"He's between a crematorium and a dildo shop"

between a crematorium and a dildo shop by MartyFunkhauser November 8, 2020

Crappatorium 

New slightly posher name for public toilets.

Just popping to the crappatorium for a quick crap.

Crappatorium by Triple J May 4, 2005

between the dildo store and the crematorium 

1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.

2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.

Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.

between the dildo store and the crematorium by lord troublebubble November 11, 2020

between the crematorium and the dildo shop 

synonymous with "the middle of bumfuck nowhere," except this time, you're so hopelessly pathetic that nobody even WANTS to find your ass.

"So where the FUCK are we again?"
"IDK, somewhere between the crematorium and the dildo shop..."

between the crematorium and the dildo shop by lena danvers November 11, 2020

Cock Crematorium

When you put hot hands or something similar on your freezing cold penis.

My penis was so cold I had to the cock crematorium to warm it up

Cock Crematorium by HughMongusCo February 14, 2022

Creamatorium 

a female being cummed on by 3 or more of your friends in public place.

Cindy is a total Creamatorium.

Creamatorium by MrBlack1984 July 1, 2006