bastard cousin of the gymnatorium, the cafetorium is also a craptasticpreformance space, often having 'that-food-service-smell'. Preshow activities include folding up and rolling the lunch tables into the corner...
"Are you sick? You've been in the can most of the afternoon?"
"Well, I forgot my lunch on the counter this morning, and had no option but to eat down at the crapatorium."