Crapdum

The art of being dumb as crap.

When you’re dumb as crap, you’re crapdum.

by NotCrapdum September 25, 2021

Crapdusting

The practice of breaking wind while walking past somebody else.

Rudy crapdusted the whole section; he's one crapdusting bastard!

by Vlad the Impaler September 21, 2006

crapduster

A word defining a person who consistently spreads bullshit amongst all the people they know. No relation to "crapdusting". Perpetual shit spreaders are described by this word.

Janine said to Jack, "I'm pretty sure your girlfriend is cheating on you."
Later, Jack's friend Tony says to Jack, "Janine's a total crapduster, she's perpetually spreading shit about people."

Janine's been talking shit about me again
She's a crapduster

by unbeatablejatt August 24, 2010

crapdusting

The practice of engaging in flatulence while in a crowd or line of people and then immediately moving through the crowd or line in such a manner as to spread the trail of fecal particles for optimum inhalation by all.

"Eleven people upchucked in the hallway after Bill crapdusted the entrance to the comedy show. A magnificent, high-hobopower crapdusting that will be remembered for years."

by NJC November 30, 2009

crapdamner

1.a person who is a master of all things crapdamnish
2. a person who is full of crap

1. Wow, Savannah is the all-mighty crapdamner

2. Dude, look at that ugly crapdamner

by Rebekah Rivers September 4, 2008

Crapcummer

A person who excretes crap from their gonads when cumming.

The pathology of the condition stems from an advanced manifestation of douchebaggery in the host. This, along with an early onset of thirst, starts rotting the host’s internal organs. When it reaches the gonads, the host will no longer be able to produce regular bodily fluids from the respective organ, but instead will produce poop from there.

Thus during the last stages of intercourse, the host will literally cum crap. This could potentially lead to UTI’s, which would be the least of the host’s problems.

1. “This guy keeps asking my girlfriend to go drinking with him. Can he back the fuck off?”
“God, what a crapcummer.”

2. “I can’t believe I fucked a crapcummer last night.”
“Make sure you clean yourself up, girl. Don’t wanna mess up that vajayjay!”

by bobalyfe May 30, 2016

craptum craptorium

The inner sanctum of crap

Quick Robin, we must get to the craptum craptorium, before it is too late.

by steve austin August 18, 2004