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Crapdusting
Crapdusting by Vlad the Impaler September 21, 2006
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crapduster
A word defining a person who consistently spreads bullshit amongst all the people they know. No relation to "crapdusting". Perpetual shit spreaders are described by this word.
Janine said to Jack, "I'm pretty sure your girlfriend is cheating on you."
Later, Jack's friend Tony says to Jack, "Janine's a total crapduster, she's perpetually spreading shit about people."
Janine's been talking shit about me again
She's a crapduster
Later, Jack's friend Tony says to Jack, "Janine's a total crapduster, she's perpetually spreading shit about people."
Janine's been talking shit about me again
She's a crapduster
crapduster by unbeatablejatt August 24, 2010
crapdusting
The practice of engaging in flatulence while in a crowd or line of people and then immediately moving through the crowd or line in such a manner as to spread the trail of fecal particles for optimum inhalation by all.
"Eleven people upchucked in the hallway after Bill crapdusted the entrance to the comedy show. A magnificent, high-hobopower crapdusting that will be remembered for years."
crapdusting by NJC November 30, 2009
crapdamner
crapdamner by Rebekah Rivers September 4, 2008
Crapcummer
A person who excretes crap from their gonads when cumming.
The pathology of the condition stems from an advanced manifestation of douchebaggery in the host. This, along with an early onset of thirst, starts rotting the host’s internal organs. When it reaches the gonads, the host will no longer be able to produce regular bodily fluids from the respective organ, but instead will produce poop from there.
Thus during the last stages of intercourse, the host will literally cum crap. This could potentially lead to UTI’s, which would be the least of the host’s problems.
The pathology of the condition stems from an advanced manifestation of douchebaggery in the host. This, along with an early onset of thirst, starts rotting the host’s internal organs. When it reaches the gonads, the host will no longer be able to produce regular bodily fluids from the respective organ, but instead will produce poop from there.
Thus during the last stages of intercourse, the host will literally cum crap. This could potentially lead to UTI’s, which would be the least of the host’s problems.
1. “This guy keeps asking my girlfriend to go drinking with him. Can he back the fuck off?”
“God, what a crapcummer.”
2. “I can’t believe I fucked a crapcummer last night.”
“Make sure you clean yourself up, girl. Don’t wanna mess up that vajayjay!”
“God, what a crapcummer.”
2. “I can’t believe I fucked a crapcummer last night.”
“Make sure you clean yourself up, girl. Don’t wanna mess up that vajayjay!”
Crapcummer by bobalyfe May 30, 2016