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crapdusting 

The practice of engaging in flatulence while in a crowd or line of people and then immediately moving through the crowd or line in such a manner as to spread the trail of fecal particles for optimum inhalation by all.
"Eleven people upchucked in the hallway after Bill crapdusted the entrance to the comedy show. A magnificent, high-hobopower crapdusting that will be remembered for years."
crapdusting by NJC November 30, 2009

Crapdusting 

the art of passing gas in a silent manner while walking to and from locations
Dude you were totally crapdusting all the way from the café to the library. I feel bad for the guy behind you.

Crap, im dusting the hell out of this computer lab.
Crapdusting by HOTDOGCORNDOGHORNDOG September 23, 2014

Crapdusting 

When you attempt to cropdust but a little bit extra comes out
Hey let’s go cropdusting!

Don’t you mean crapdusting?

No…
What?
Crapdusting by Lasanye August 25, 2021

cropdusting

The act of starting at one end of a person-filled room, ripping a nasty fart (the "thick" ones are better, as they cling more), then moving briskly to the other end of the room, staying ahead of your own stench, yet "dusting" the rest of the room with your flatulence.
I quickly went out the door to avoid blame after cropdusting the room.
cropdusting by Aftershock October 29, 2004

cropdusting

farting, then dragging the smell around with you. or farting in the process of walking
wes decided to cropdust the entire back half of the apartment, so he walked from the laundry room through the living room into the bedroom, all the while farting and pulling the smell with him.
cropdusting by questionsleep February 9, 2004

Crap Dusting 

accidentaly shitting your pants as a result as an over zealous attempt to crop dust.
"dude, i tried to crop dust the library, but i ended up crap dusting it"

"you still got the pants?"
Crap Dusting by famousfrank January 15, 2009