crapdamn

interj.

The best compound word in existence. Often used in painful or frustrating situations.

Crapdamn! I shut my toe in the door!

by uknowiknow13 June 28, 2006

crapdamner

1.a person who is a master of all things crapdamnish
2. a person who is full of crap

1. Wow, Savannah is the all-mighty crapdamner

2. Dude, look at that ugly crapdamner

by Rebekah Rivers September 4, 2008

Alabama Crapdangle

1. A sex act in which the two parties partake in intercourse in a rickety, old, outhouse in an abandoned trailer park of Alabama while one party is mid-shit and the other party is distraught from the lack of toilet paper in the said outhouse.

2. A card game.

Man #1= Holy shit, I hope the girl i just had an Alabama Crapdangle with is legal!

Man #2= Doubt it, she didn't even look like she had drawn a pair yet.

by Ibid Goldstein January 14, 2010

crapdance

a dance popular with toddlers/small children. occurs when a shit
is held in for too long resulting in pain and or discomfort in said child. not wanting to tell anyone for wanting to keep play. the child then starts to dance also know as the potty dance though the latter is normal related to the bladder.

child's thought: hmm now let me see play or shit ill wait an hour and then go
mother:!!! oh god u shit your pant!?!?!? why didn't you go in the crapper
child:you said many bad words
mother: o lordy lordy why didn't i go ahead with the abortion i should have known you were doing the crapdance the whole time

by yukyuk April 16, 2009