crapdamner

1.a person who is a master of all things crapdamnish
2. a person who is full of crap

1. Wow, Savannah is the all-mighty crapdamner

2. Dude, look at that ugly crapdamner

crapdamner by Rebekah Rivers September 4, 2008

craphammer 

a penile-like object (most commonly er, a penis)laden with feces or same object being considered for future rectum poking.

catholic: yer gonna sink'er with yer craphammer?

elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?

craphammer by BurgundyShirtButtonUp July 14, 2004

crapgamer 

Ironic name of a gamer. If he does great the name is ironic. If he does bad then the name is as advertised.

I cant believe Crapgamer just owned me so bad on Call OF Duty.

crapgamer by Monster Joff February 26, 2010

craphammers 

An expression of minor disgust or dismay.

Oh craphammers! I pissed myself again!

craphammers by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

Crapdagger 

A particle or flake of some kind of food remnant in poop that is sharp enough to cut someone's anus as they crap it out.

Guy 1: How'd he end up in the hospital?
Guy 2: He ate some really old and stale chips, and his anus got all torn up from the crapdaggers.

Crapdagger by Serjeh Somogath June 24, 2010

crapdamn 

interj.

The best compound word in existence. Often used in painful or frustrating situations.

Crapdamn! I shut my toe in the door!

crapdamn by uknowiknow13 June 28, 2006

Crapgamer 

An untalented video gamer. A crappy gamer.

Wow. That guy just went 0-21. He's a crapgamer.

Crapgamer by Overweight no-lifer November 23, 2009