crapuum 

Doing the crappiest vacuuming job you can possibly get away with.

"Mum's stopping by in 15mins? You crapuum and I'll do the dishes."

crapuum by nikkiboots May 9, 2020

Crapcummer 

A person who excretes crap from their gonads when cumming.

The pathology of the condition stems from an advanced manifestation of douchebaggery in the host. This, along with an early onset of thirst, starts rotting the host’s internal organs. When it reaches the gonads, the host will no longer be able to produce regular bodily fluids from the respective organ, but instead will produce poop from there.

Thus during the last stages of intercourse, the host will literally cum crap. This could potentially lead to UTI’s, which would be the least of the host’s problems.

1. “This guy keeps asking my girlfriend to go drinking with him. Can he back the fuck off?”
“God, what a crapcummer.”

2. “I can’t believe I fucked a crapcummer last night.”
“Make sure you clean yourself up, girl. Don’t wanna mess up that vajayjay!”

Crapcummer by bobalyfe May 30, 2016

craptum craptorium 

The inner sanctum of crap

Quick Robin, we must get to the craptum craptorium, before it is too late.

craptum craptorium by steve austin August 18, 2004

Crapdum 

The art of being dumb as crap.

When you’re dumb as crap, you’re crapdum.

Crapdum by NotCrapdum September 25, 2021

crapumentary 

A so-called documentary but in reality it's so poorly researched, it whiffs too heavily of bullshit, which will certainly get slated by the critics.

If credible research is gathered & produced the result will be a popular documentary, that everyone is talking about. Whereas a 'crapumentary' is badly researched & falsified, the tv equivalent of gutter press tabloid journalism. It doesn't matter whether it's true, let's just sell the story.

crapumentary by Hook Beak_66 February 28, 2024