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Crapcummer 

A person who excretes crap from their gonads when cumming.

The pathology of the condition stems from an advanced manifestation of douchebaggery in the host. This, along with an early onset of thirst, starts rotting the host’s internal organs. When it reaches the gonads, the host will no longer be able to produce regular bodily fluids from the respective organ, but instead will produce poop from there.

Thus during the last stages of intercourse, the host will literally cum crap. This could potentially lead to UTI’s, which would be the least of the host’s problems.
1. “This guy keeps asking my girlfriend to go drinking with him. Can he back the fuck off?”
“God, what a crapcummer.”

2. “I can’t believe I fucked a crapcummer last night.”
“Make sure you clean yourself up, girl. Don’t wanna mess up that vajayjay!”
Crapcummer by bobalyfe May 30, 2016

craptum craptorium 

Quick Robin, we must get to the craptum craptorium, before it is too late.
craptum craptorium by steve austin August 18, 2004
The art of being dumb as crap.
When you’re dumb as crap, you’re crapdum.
Crapdum by NotCrapdum September 25, 2021

crapumentary 

A so-called documentary but in reality it's so poorly researched, it whiffs too heavily of bullshit, which will certainly get slated by the critics.
If credible research is gathered & produced the result will be a popular documentary, that everyone is talking about. Whereas a 'crapumentary' is badly researched & falsified, the tv equivalent of gutter press tabloid journalism. It doesn't matter whether it's true, let's just sell the story.
crapumentary by Hook Beak_66 February 28, 2024
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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