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use similar to that of "crap":
1. to describe a shitty object/person/situation/whatever
2. as an outburst of annoyedness

it was invented by me! not hannah, because i don't know her and i've been saying it for a long time! or possibly simultaneously.

crapass.
1. "that's SUCH a crapass band. and so overrated, like u2."
2. "CRAPASS! i'm the biggest moron ever and just stepped in dog poo... again."
crapass by Sanne December 28, 2005
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sucking, a lot. Lots and lots of sucking. Not good. Hannah made up the word to describe a feeling that didn't have a word. Comes from crap and ass
My *crapass* computer keeps crashing.
Crapass by Hannah Banana )()\( December 29, 2004

crapass bank shot

That was a crapass bank shot.
crapass bank shot by M-Train May 13, 2003

crapasaurus 

The largest shit you've ever seen/taken/heard of.

Crapasaurus's are rare and can occur after days of constipation or the day after eating mama loads of food.
Hank: Hi, is this the plumber?

Plumber: Yes sir, it is.. How may I help you?

Hank: I have a crapasaurus in my toilet !

Plumber: Don't worry about it sir, I'll bring my shovel.

crabassing

Crabassing is when a woman just absolutely will not STFU.

Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.
When Jacques got home his wife was crabassing him already, before he even shut the fucking DOOR!
crabassing by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
Chapass is a condition that arises when: A: you have diarrhead so many times and wiped your anus raw, or B: when you forget to wipe your ass and walk around for the day. The end result is a sore and chafed ass that persists for 2 days at the least.
Chapass dont go away in one day!
chapass by PapaT November 1, 2006

crap ass nannie 

An unappeasable Italian grandma. No matter how hard to try for her to accept your German girlfriend

u still a'no good
Grandson: hi Nannie I love you I get good grades in school

Crap ass Nannie: ayyyye a fungula u a'no good why u no use'a u brain

Grandson: thanks Nannie
crap ass nannie by Prick100 July 26, 2014