Claranese 

The claranese language was invented by Clara El Khoury in 2024. It's simply defined as Art by its creator.

-Hey what language are you speaking

-Claranese

-WOW!

Claranese by vrettttt March 30, 2024

Claranese 

The claranese language was invented by clara in 2024. It's simply defined as Art by its creator.

-What language are you speaking

-Its Claranese

-WOW

Claranese by vrettttt March 30, 2024

capanese 

When someone is very good at lying/capping, so much so that it becomes a 2nd language to them.

Jeff is such a liar he is fluent in capanese

capanese by DankPepe420 December 25, 2020

Clarance 

Clarance is A funny person who makes your laugh when your in a bad mood.If a Clarance gets mad at you their just playing around.If your friends with a Clarance they love you so much!!

"Why are you so happy". "Oh Clarance made me happy"

Clarance by Salinanaani December 28, 2019

clarese 

Clarese is the most kindest and best person you will ever meet and she is not a “WITCH” or a callous so screw you jyrell and josh

Clarese is just out of this world amazing

clarese by rattrap November 13, 2020

Chavanese 

The official language of chavs.

Talk to a chav, and you will hear chavanese.

Chavanese by Arse Bandit June 11, 2006

Crapanese 

A hogdepodge of incoherently uttered Asian brand names spewed desperately in one of the following situations:

1) When one claims to speak Japanese and finally gets challenged to do it, although he/she cannot in reality
2) When one is "meeting the parents" of a mad hot Asian chick and gets overly cocky by initiating a conversation with the two words of Korean/Mandarin that he knows and is forced to continue
3) When one stumbles out of a Tokyo brothel upon losing his V-card and needs to voice his unfettered bliss

"So, Tom, you said you speak Japanese! Prove it!"
"...ehhh...Kawasaki...Toyota...Mitsubishi...HONDA!"

"So, you dating my daughter, huh? You better speak some Mandarin!"
"...Maruchan?"

"Dude, you totally lost it to that one hooker back there! You should have seen the look in your eyes!"
"YOKOHAMA! SUZUKI! HIBACHI SZECHUAN KIMCHEE NOODLE!"

All of the above are valid, real-life instances of the Crapanese tongue in action. May result in utter humiliation, castration, or arrest.

Crapanese by Dark_Romanov January 25, 2011