Capaneese 

Someone whom speakith the false truth

Bartholomew: Aye yo I got head from the principle
Charlemagne: Nah this dude be speakin capaneese
*Bartholomew and Charlemagne both then proceed to kiss*

Capaneese by iLoveMennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn October 22, 2020

Capaneese 

When someone speaks fluent Cap.

haha bro i fricked ur mum last night!
Nah, thats cap, you speaking straight capaneese.
Damn haha you got me there big chief

Capaneese by Blakietheboss October 21, 2020

Capaneese 

When someone speaks fluent Cap

I fricked ur mom last night.
Nah bro thats cap, you speaking fluent capaneese.
Damn aight u got me fam.

Capaneese by Blakietheboss October 21, 2020

capanese 

When someone is very good at lying/capping, so much so that it becomes a 2nd language to them.

Jeff is such a liar he is fluent in capanese

capanese by DankPepe420 December 25, 2020

capenese 

language of cap

that hoe be speaking capenese

capenese by daddyemxvy November 2, 2019

capinese 

When you “cap” about stuff aka lie

bruh you’re really speaking Capinese

capinese by TahHoneyBadger December 26, 2019

japaneese oil spill 

when a japaneese person attacks you with a bucket of diariha

dude i was walking home when i got hit by a japaneese oil spill

japaneese oil spill by chill spill April 20, 2006