crapachino

A poorly made coffee drink costing upwards of 4 dollars.

That drink is so nasty and expencive its a crapachino!

by Gnicolle June 25, 2006

Crapachino

When you have your morning coffee while taking a morning shit on the toilet.

"Every morning like clockwork, Noel goes into the restroom stall to have a crapachino"

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras July 9, 2021

frothy crapachino

The act of peeing inside ones gaping asshole untill the pee starts to froth in said asshole

Man me and Brandon were having such passionate sex last night that he actually allowed me to give him a frothy crapachino.

by Rodney Humper October 6, 2016

crackachino

Crackachino is a drink (yes that stupid white people buy) but it isn't from starbucks.

its is one part of each:

baileys

Kaluah
vodka
151 (rum) (maybe a dash extra)
coffee

shaken and strained into a small rocks glass or a LARGE shot glass. You shouldn't really be able to taste too much liquor as the coffee supresses it.

Give me a round of 30 crackachinos

by they guy who buys them October 22, 2013

crapuccino

A typical rancid bitter Starbucks drink that gives you the runs almost immediately! It's especially bad if you drink it in CHINO, CA. - known as the double crapuccino.

---Not to be confused with a "Capuccino" made elsewhere ie-(equal parts of espresso and hot milk topped with cinnamon and nutmeg and usually whipped cream). ---

Right after I had that crapuccino I had to sprint to the toilet.

by Jeff D April 20, 2003

Crappachino

A lame excuse for a cappachino; a coffee-like drink you'd find in a dirty machine at a tiny, family-owned gas station.

"Mom wouldn't take me to Starbucks, so I was forced to buy a crappachino at the corner store."

by Lordessakkah QMM April 4, 2009

crappachino

When, after taking a large dump, one sprays a french vanilla air freshener, but it does not cure the stench, but only mixes with the poo smell.

Whoa, somebody made a grande crappachino in here!

by Michael Ferguson April 22, 2005