crapachinno

when you shit in a blender, add milk and ice, then blend it and give it to your sexual partner.

Chris drank my crapachinno yesterday after we walked in the park under the moonlight sun on teusday nights.

by gay-i-am May 20, 2007

Crappachino

A lame excuse for a cappachino; a coffee-like drink you'd find in a dirty machine at a tiny, family-owned gas station.

"Mom wouldn't take me to Starbucks, so I was forced to buy a crappachino at the corner store."

by Lordessakkah QMM April 4, 2009

crapachino

A poorly made coffee drink costing upwards of 4 dollars.

That drink is so nasty and expencive its a crapachino!

by Gnicolle June 25, 2006

crappachino

When, after taking a large dump, one sprays a french vanilla air freshener, but it does not cure the stench, but only mixes with the poo smell.

Whoa, somebody made a grande crappachino in here!

by Michael Ferguson April 22, 2005

crapaccino

The inevitable turd after strong coffee.

Man the coffee has gone through me, time for a crapaccino

by bigsando May 8, 2014

Crapacino

A crappily made $4 coffee drink

I waited 10 minutes on line, paid $4 and ended up with a louse crapacino.

by Pete's Friend February 24, 2006

Crapachino

When you have your morning coffee while taking a morning shit on the toilet.

"Every morning like clockwork, Noel goes into the restroom stall to have a crapachino"

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras July 9, 2021