Crappachino

A lame excuse for a cappachino; a coffee-like drink you'd find in a dirty machine at a tiny, family-owned gas station.

"Mom wouldn't take me to Starbucks, so I was forced to buy a crappachino at the corner store."

by Lordessakkah QMM April 4, 2009

crappachino

When, after taking a large dump, one sprays a french vanilla air freshener, but it does not cure the stench, but only mixes with the poo smell.

Whoa, somebody made a grande crappachino in here!

by Michael Ferguson April 22, 2005

crappachino

A crappachino involves taking a shit and then mixing it with milk in a shaker bottle. Then, you put the mixture (which should be a light tan/brown) in a iced starbucks coffee "frappachino" bottle (or a similar iced coffee drink) and attempt to give it to someone, claiming that you bought this and did not want it.

Rolly and Preston gave a crappachino to the new guy in our platoon.

by DCMETALHEAD June 9, 2007

Cleveland Crappuccino

The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.

Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood
for a hot tasty treat!

Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.

Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.

by streetwhiz May 14, 2009

crackachino

Crackachino is a drink (yes that stupid white people buy) but it isn't from starbucks.

its is one part of each:

baileys

Kaluah
vodka
151 (rum) (maybe a dash extra)
coffee

shaken and strained into a small rocks glass or a LARGE shot glass. You shouldn't really be able to taste too much liquor as the coffee supresses it.

Give me a round of 30 crackachinos

by they guy who buys them October 22, 2013

crappuccino

A substandard, overpriced copy of an Italian beverage usually found at a Starbucks or Tully's and served by overzealous workers obviously inflicted with caffeine dementia.

Alternative form: crappaccino.

One Venti crappuccino, soy milk and low fat coffee cake. Eighteen dollars!

by CoffeeSupernova April 17, 2006

crappycino

A poorly made cappuccino, or at least an extremely cheap one.

"Let's head down to 7-11 and get a crappycino"

by Grant Schenk October 26, 2006