crackachino 

Crackachino is a drink (yes that stupid white people buy) but it isn't from starbucks.

its is one part of each:

baileys

Kaluah
vodka
151 (rum) (maybe a dash extra)
coffee

shaken and strained into a small rocks glass or a LARGE shot glass. You shouldn't really be able to taste too much liquor as the coffee supresses it.

Give me a round of 30 crackachinos

crackachino by they guy who buys them October 22, 2013

crackachino 

An overpriced drink that only stupid white people will buy.

Check Starbucks.

crackachino by Ian Harper January 16, 2004

Crappachino 

A lame excuse for a cappachino; a coffee-like drink you'd find in a dirty machine at a tiny, family-owned gas station.

"Mom wouldn't take me to Starbucks, so I was forced to buy a crappachino at the corner store."

Crappachino by Lordessakkah QMM April 4, 2009

crapachino 

A poorly made coffee drink costing upwards of 4 dollars.

That drink is so nasty and expencive its a crapachino!

crapachino by Gnicolle June 25, 2006

crappachino 

When, after taking a large dump, one sprays a french vanilla air freshener, but it does not cure the stench, but only mixes with the poo smell.

Whoa, somebody made a grande crappachino in here!

crappachino by Michael Ferguson April 22, 2005

cockachino 

When a guy dips his cock in coffee and then rolls it in sugar. The girl then must suck the guys dick until the sugar is gone. Repeat as necessary, the guy is allowed to redip his cock as many times as he likes.

"Sarah gave him a cockachino all morning."

"Sarah woke up with a nice hot cockachino."

cockachino by Cali10888 January 24, 2010

Crackuccino 

A coffee flavored beverage that either is or is assumed to be laced with narcotics, pot itself, or a date rape drug. Sometimes found when a hott chick at Starbucks offer you a free large frappuccino.

Joe: dude the starbucks chick gave me a free frappuccino!
Me: Joe, don't you mean "Crackuccino"?!

Crackuccino by ClumsyAlice October 1, 2009