crap weasel
crap weasel by Milzo May 22, 2006
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Crap Weasel
Any worthless induvidual who tries to steal credit for someone else's work; also someone who tries to pass blame on others.
J.T. erwin is a fucking crap weasel; he got a letter jacket for being towel boy on the basketball team.
Crap Weasel by Vivcious Gandhi May 24, 2003
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crap weasel by spencer soper October 2, 2020
Crap Weasle
A person who digs through other peoples crap trying to find something of use, but usually ends up smelling like a pile of dung
"Wow, your child is quite the crap weasle!"
"I caught a crap weasle hanging out in my shitter"
"You smell like a crap weasle
"I caught a crap weasle hanging out in my shitter"
"You smell like a crap weasle
Crap Weasle by GF January 28, 2003
Crap Weasels!
An expression of displeasure. Something you could substitute for Oh shit!, if there are chitlens present.
Franny: 'Hey Zoey I just found you ipod-guess where it was?'
Zoey: 'Where?'
Franny: 'In the toilet....'
Zoey:'Crap Weasels!'
Chitlen: hahaha aunt Zoey just said crap weasels!
Zoey: 'Where?'
Franny: 'In the toilet....'
Zoey:'Crap Weasels!'
Chitlen: hahaha aunt Zoey just said crap weasels!
Crap Weasels! by Incandescent_2 September 4, 2006
Crap Weasle
1. That dang'd dar crap weasles goin' after t' chicken dung again, maw!
2. You're such a crap weasle, Phil.
2. You're such a crap weasle, Phil.
Crap Weasle by MakTheYak November 25, 2003
Crapweasel
Previously unknown person who sneaks in and takes the girl/guy who has recently become available and that you've wanted for years; typically about ten seconds before you're about to make your move.
Crapweasel by Da Pharaoh January 13, 2009
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