Cropweasel 

This word has a multitude of uses.
1.A weasel of a fellow who will skulk around with disregard for others;
2.As local Bracknell/Ascot slang for something you can't be arsed to do;
3. As something you do not understand.

Try singing short songs containg the word "Cropweasel".

"That guy is such a filthy cropweasel"
"I can't be fucking cropweaseled to do that"
"I can't cropweasel this shit"

Cropweasel by Bracknell Biddle October 17, 2006

Crapweasel

Previously unknown person who sneaks in and takes the girl/guy who has recently become available and that you've wanted for years; typically about ten seconds before you're about to make your move.

Who's that crapweasel and why is she making out with him?

Crapweasel by Da Pharaoh January 13, 2009

crapweasel

Rant and rave about the power you have but then can't do anything with it. Blames everyone around him for shoertcomings.

Harry Reid, you are such a crapweasel!

crapweasel by Andy2 December 15, 2007

crapweasel

1. One who skillfully cheats, usually a board games.

2. One who challenges novices to games he has mastered, and beats them, showing no mercy.

Why did you make play that game with you?

I knew I'd win.

YOU CRAPWEASEL!

crapweasel by supercubedude October 21, 2004

crapweasel

Person who use “brick and mortar” stores to try on clothing, check out fit, and get help from store employees with no intention of buying anything there, and then go online and buy the item cheaper. Particular to Northwest Motorcycle community working at a large software company.

I got my Shoei for $120 less from helemtcity.com after i found out that i wear an XL from eastside. i'm such a crapweasel.

crapweasel by noonan January 6, 2005

Crapweasle 

A weasle that crawls up your ass for a snack.

You are sitting there with a crapweasle up your ass.

Crapweasle by Nutsack Rabin April 12, 2008

crapweasel

A derogatory term used to verbally abuse other motorists who cut you up. Something that helps you maintain the upper hand as you didn't have to resort to blatant swear wordage!

yo buddy are you a crapweasel or what?

crapweasel by thehairybadger February 11, 2004