Cranketeer
Cranketeer by the jkhjklhjkasdfhaljkd December 1, 2022
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crankster gangster
One who is deeply involved with the underworld culture of amphetamine addiction. The individual usually carries a long criminal record, and has a history of drug-related robberies and crimes. Usually the individual will have many tattoos and speak with a slang vernacular distinctive to the amphetamine and/or prison lifestyle.
"I don't trust that guy in my house, he just got out of prison and he's already got a gun and gone back to his old crankster gangster ways."
crankster gangster by Rebecca S. May 25, 2004
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That crankster that runs the ClutchStop in Concord really sucks. They do shitty work with a shitty attitude
crankster by desmond the great February 6, 2003
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cranksters by Filbert December 28, 2003
crankster
when a gangsta does alot of crank or meth, crankster. from the words "crank" and "gangster". when he settrips well he's gacked.
crankster by S. 22nd street October 20, 2006
Crankster Gangster
Used to describe that kind of dude who is normally soft as medicated cotton but soon as he gets high turns into ol billy badass. Equivalent to a drunk being 10 feet tall and bulletproof
Guy 1- Hey bro, is that guy starring at me? I think this dude is a cop let's get him! Man, this dude better get off my ass or I swear I'll hop out and beat his fucking ass!
Guy 2- that's it, no more dope for you! Fucking take two hits and turn into a crankster gangster
Guy 2- that's it, no more dope for you! Fucking take two hits and turn into a crankster gangster
Crankster Gangster by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022
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