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CrankThatFrank 

Also know as; Milk daddy, Repressed emo bitch; fucking don't eat soap you fucking cuts. Ummm fedora bitch. I swear if you dab ...*dabs*.... shit. Bitch where's my g note warning?
CrankThatFrank: I'm in a blood pack with Tom

fans : frank just post the fucking video

CrankThatFrank 

your repressed yeemo promo whore who is a bitch for Ryan Ross and loves furries. plus he abuses blinds and keyboards and is VERY sensitive to the g note like all emos.
Did you hear about how CrankThatFrank broke his blinds over the g note?
CrankThatFrank by yeemo August 27, 2017

CrankThatFrank 

AKA:

Repressed Emo Fidget Daddy,

Known for:

His ability to please the masses with just his voice and face. The Walmart version of Brendon Urie. Having the best fans in the world :) and his great taste in memes.

Warnings:

do not eat soap around, use musically, or ABOVE ALL ELSE ..... DO NOT..... G note.

If you do any of the above my only response is " SCUSE ME, COULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE"

BRYDEN IS REAL
CrankThatFrank saved my life.
CrankThatFrank is the best youtuber to ever be on camera

CrankThatFrank is YEEsus

crankthatfrank 

daddy af, the love child of punk phan
"crankthatfrank? more like fist me daddy''

Crankthatfrank 

A repressed emo known for his musica.ly cringe, emo bands on crack, his broken blinds, his attemtps to sell his merch and his FAMILY FRIENDLY ALTERNATIVE CONTENT.
Like all emos he gets triggered by: the g-note and northern downpour
Hey, Crankthatfrank just posted a new video YEE
Crankthatfrank by Adriette November 22, 2018

Crankthatfrank 

Is a repressed emo because mcr broke up. Don't eat soap. He hates G notes and cant listen to northen downpour. He breaks his blinds because musically exists, and trys not to kill himself watching them. Dont forget to buy his merch ;) (YEE)
You've just been spanked. By crankthatfrank. WHOOO
Crankthatfrank by anonymous August 19, 2017
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