Crank off
Dude, you can't trust your girl's birth control. You better just crank off alone in the tub and leave her alone.
Crank off by jwells1234 September 3, 2009
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crank off
1-im bored, i feel to just crank off
2-im gonna crank off this fart straight into his hair
3-dont make me crank off this shooter
4-man1:wot u doin 2day?
man2:im just gonna crank off/im just cranked
2-im gonna crank off this fart straight into his hair
3-dont make me crank off this shooter
4-man1:wot u doin 2day?
man2:im just gonna crank off/im just cranked
crank off by big poppa smurf May 22, 2008
Crank one off
Crank one off by Dirty dancer October 14, 2017
crank it up and rip the knob off
An 80's term meaning to crank up the volume on a boombox and rip the knob off so nobody can turn it down.
crank it up and rip the knob off by Amethyst Watermelon September 5, 2016
Crack off
Crack off by -RiCe-PiCKeR- November 12, 2010
Crunk off the chain
When something is so awesome, it is not just crunk nor is it simply off the chain. It then becomes, crunk off the chain.
Dude, at that party last nite, I found 500 bucks and I got Megan Fox's number!! It was totally crunk off the chain!
Crunk off the chain by The original HSM May 28, 2010
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